doubletrouble7997:

nickelodeonhistory:

a deleted scene from the 2001 spongebob episode “just one bite.” it was cut from future airings due to complaints that it was too violent. 

THIS ACTUALY HAPPENED! I THOUGHT I FUCKING MADE THIS SHIT UP IN A DREAM OR SOME FUCKING SHIT. MY LIFE IS COMPLETE NOW!!!

(via ruinedchildhood)

lperezidente:

doujenshi:

martheghost:

[caption: “What the fuck is that? What the fuck is tha- is that a fucking cat? Ay, don’t fuckin’ look at me like that, that’s a weird lookin’ fucking cat. *camera zooms out and pans* Ma! Yo, there’s a stray cat outside! I don’t want it startin’ a fight with Lucy! Lucy it’s okay *kissy noises* pss psspss it’s okay Lucy don’t worry about it. *quick inhale* MA! *pause* MA, THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE, IT LOOKS- IT LOOKS LIKE GRANDMA, THE FUCKIN’ THING. Ah hey, get the fuck outta here! I don’t even know if that’s a fucking cat. BLINK, MOTHERFUCKER! *cat walks towards him* AH-!” *video ends*]

@lperezidente

THANKS I HATE IT