[caption: “What the fuck is that? What the fuck is tha- is that a fucking cat? Ay, don’t fuckin’ look at me like that, that’s a weird lookin’ fucking cat. *camera zooms out and pans* Ma! Yo, there’s a stray cat outside! I don’t want it startin’ a fight with Lucy!Lucy it’s okay *kissy noises* pss psspss it’s okay Lucy don’t worry about it.*quick inhale* MA! *pause* MA, THERE’S A WEIRD FUCKIN STRAY CAT OUTSIDE, IT LOOKS- IT LOOKSLIKE GRANDMA, THE FUCKIN’ THING. Ahhey, get the fuck outta here! I don’t even know if that’s a fucking cat.BLINK, MOTHERFUCKER! *cat walks towards him* AH-!”*video ends*]